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I don't know why Shepard uses an old computer instead of a holo-screen or something.

Whatever. I was totally making calibration jokes before they went mainstream, psh.
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dmbarnham Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha, so true. Being sexy isn't enough for us girls. You got to have personality boy! 

Thane and Zaeed ... my loves. (and Garrus too of course) 
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selvokaz Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2015
She didn't mention Kasumi though either..
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DMT-07 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2015
Still LOLing at this.  I mean really...this is just howling funny.  I think Garrus' reactions are the best, followed very closely by Tali and Legion.  And...sigh...poor Jacob.
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NiveusSol Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeaahhh! I love how you interpreted everyone's reactions, but I especially love Samara's! "ALL of that is against the code!"
I died laughing (probable)!
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DMT-07 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2015
Now this is some serious and well-done work.  You've managed to indict and amuse everyone involved.
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fantasylover100 Featured By Owner May 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Poor Jacob CX
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Veruca1280 Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
x3
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RashAlGul Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Student General Artist
love the Varren
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captainofmysheep Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
That's the truth, Jacob. That's...yeap, about right.

Laughed way too loud at this. Brilliant. And kinda sad...but mostly funny. Like 90% funny . 10% sad. Or 98% funny, 1% sad and 1% more funny.
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Hyo38 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol Jacob no one likes him.
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arkavan Featured By Owner Edited Jun 13, 2014
Zaeed is da man! :iconawesomezaeedplz:      Love them all :clap:
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TheBethM1 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014
This is fucking great XD Their reactions are spot-on!
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Concemin Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014
poor jacob :(
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JCA99 Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
XD This is great!
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CaptainPrower Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Shep's retro.
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:iconbacxaber:
Bacxaber Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014   General Artist
"I'm 2 years old and what is this?"
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almostinsane999 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
Love this. :)
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Yinepuhotep Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
Awww, poor Jacob.
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MZies Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Dat Jacob face!!!
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Eramis8 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
I can't handle the laughter. All their reactions are on-point  and hilarious.
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TBSNIHON Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. JACOBS FACE OH MY GOD ITS LIKE D'8
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Elitos5 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
I guess Jacob is :iconforeveraloneplz:
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JessicaShepardN7 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Jacob. The rest of them didn't invite him to their fanart search session.
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BigBlueStar Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
No prize for you here, Jakey ;)
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malgrumm Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
poor Jacob.........
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Vehementscythe1337 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
My sides hurt from laughing so much...
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ElleShaped Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Jacob.

Wait, Jacob who? Was he even in the game?

<smirk>
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grico316 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is pretty funny... and true lol.
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rarcher25 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
The jacob ending sells it LOL
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LightEcoSage1 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013
The Jacob part is the best. THE BEST
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:iconyahtzeefan:
yahtzeefan Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
I could Mordin's voice when it got to his part.

It was wonderful.
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AgentTasmania Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Emulate ALL the voices!
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Thinker1988 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
I wanna know what they think about Epantiras's works.
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tigra8 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME SPACE-KANYE!
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March4Fun Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's what happens when you creep everyone out about "the priiizzze": no one wants to fantasize about you.
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AzuleneAroma Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Professional General Artist
Zaeed, too funny... I'm crying, you got me..
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Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
Zaeed Rulez Again!!!!!
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PheerthaniteX Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
This reminds me of a fanfic I read once where Shepard read a Mass Effect version of My Immortal to the crew. If I remember right, either Jack or Thane ended up passing out.
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furrylittlefriend Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Beautiful!!!
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kvaxer22 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Best comic ever read.
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alyssc01 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
*laughs!!*

well done Jacob. Well done.
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wolfragen Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Jacobs search should have come up with 10000 "The Prize!" jokes :)
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kato42 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Dude, your friends won't tell you... if you had any, but...

Nobody likes you Jacob. You're boring. And more than a little of a stereotype.

Sort of like whats-his-face in Three. At least he's got muscles, so girls and guys into that have something to look at.


Oh, and Miranda, it was more than one - that ass is ridiculous. Although you look like your smuggling volleyballs in your shirt as well.
Not that I'm complaining...
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AgentTasmania Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Um, Miranda's line should be 'arse' not 'ass'
In the dialects (such as Australian) that pronounce it such, there is a distinct spelling between arse (for buttocks) and ass (donkey)

Reference: am Australian.
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ArtieStroke Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfffft... Grunt's was the funniest.
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oldtimeydude Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
Oh if only there were more comics along the lines of this!
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chankljp Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
Poor Jacob, no one bothered to create fan art of him! :)
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RisZad Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
lmao at jacob
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roguish-philosopher Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Jacob: :iconforeveraloneplz:
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rappunzell14 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012
Yes.
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